Archive | January, 2001

The server has determined that your methods are unsound and refuses to implement them. This is nothing personal. It treats us the same way sometimes. Hopefully the links above and in the sidebar will get you back on the right track. Feel free to write us and complain via our Contact Page. Walk in light [...]

Okay. We screwed up. Whatever you’re trying to do, it caused a crossing of the streams in our flux capacitor and has, quite frankly, left the server wondering what planet you came from. Sorry for the inconvenience. Hopefully the links above and in the sidebar will help you get back on the path. If you’d [...]

To paraphrase a great philosopher, “we can’t do that”. Your methods don’t work for us. Whatever you’re up to, you need to go back to the drawing board and figure out a new way of going about it. We’ll wait. Next time, drink more water and less Red Bull. Hopefully the links above and in [...]

Sorry. We understand the allure of the forbidden fruit, but what you’re trying to do is just unacceptable. Frankly, we’re a little offended that you think of us that way. What kind of web site do you think we’re running here? Yes, we know that it’s only kinky the first time, but it’s still forbidden. [...]

Hey! You there! Just what are you up to? Sorry. You can’t be in this section of the web site. This is where we hide the plutonium and the bodies of those who oppose us. Did I say that last part out loud? Anyway… sorry, you can’t be here. Hopefully the links above and in [...]

You’ve made a bad request, you naughty minx, you. Apparently something went horribly awry with the request that was sent through to the server. And since our server is persnickity, it staged a protest and refused to be involved any further. We’re trying to get it to come out of the bathroom, but you really [...]

Sorry, friend. We couldn’t find what you’re looking for. It’s possible that it’s moved or has ceased to exist entirely (which happens from time to time in the Universe). Hopefully the links above or in the sidebar can help you get back on the right track. Walk in light and peace. ~ Wicasta Lovelace