Hey! You there! Just what are you up to?
Sorry. You can’t be in this section of the web site. This is where we hide the plutonium and the bodies of those who oppose us. Did I say that last part out loud?
Anyway… sorry, you can’t be here.
Hopefully the links above and in the sidebar will help you get back to the tour group. Or if you’d like to write us and lodge a formal complaint, write us via our Contact Page.
Walk in light and peace.
~ Wicasta Lovelace