The Malleus Maleficarum http://www.malleusmaleficarum.org of Heinrich Kramer & James Sprenger Tue, 11 Jun 2013 19:00:07 +0000 en-US hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.5.1 If I Come Back As A Zombie I’m Eating You First! – T-Shirt http://www.malleusmaleficarum.org/shop/if-i-come-back-as-a-zombie-im-eating-you-first-t-shirt/ http://www.malleusmaleficarum.org/shop/if-i-come-back-as-a-zombie-im-eating-you-first-t-shirt/#comments Sun, 27 May 2012 14:49:45 +0000 Wicasta http://www.malleusmaleficarum.org/?post_type=product&p=919

I think we all know people whose brains we'd like to eat if we came back as one of the Walking Dead. Or at least people whose brains need to be eaten. Why not just put it out there?

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Floozees Doozees sells ‘em, but we get a cut of the profits from each t-shirt sold through the Malleus Maleficarum web site. If you want to help keep this effort going, buying a shirt through us is a great way to do it. Help keep the Malleus online and expand your wardrobe at the same time!

PLEASE NOTE: Prices quoted are for the black or white t-shirts that our products are pictured on. If you would like a color other than white or black, Floozees Doozees will be happy to order another color for you, but please ask BEFORE ORDERING so they can be sure that they can fulfill your request. In some cases, there may also be an additional fee for special orders.

SIZING CHART

SM: 19″ wide, 28″ long
MD: 21″ wide, 29″ long
LG: 23″ wide, 30″ long
XL: 24″ wide, 31″ long
2X: 26.5″ wide, 31″ long
3X: 28.5″ wide, 32.5″ long
4X: 29.5″ wide, 33″ long
5X: 31.5″ wide, 34″ long
SLEEP TEE: 30″ wide, 38″ long, 26.25″ sleeves

Estimated ship time: Arrives in 4 – 7 business days U.S.
(International orders please allow for extra transit time)
Ship method: USPS
Will ship to: United States, International

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]]> http://www.malleusmaleficarum.org/shop/if-i-come-back-as-a-zombie-im-eating-you-first-t-shirt/feed/ 0 Zombie Friendly Do Not Eat! – T-Shirt http://www.malleusmaleficarum.org/shop/zombie-friendly-do-not-eat-t-shirt/ http://www.malleusmaleficarum.org/shop/zombie-friendly-do-not-eat-t-shirt/#comments Sat, 16 Jun 2012 17:30:21 +0000 Wicasta http://www.malleusmaleficarum.org/shop/zombie-friendly-do-not-eat-t-shirt/

You don't have to be one of the Walking Dead to wear this design. Save it for Halloween, or just any time you feel like you should be hedging your bets. Framed by the bio-hazard signs, this design reads "In Event Of Undead Attack the wearer of this garment is considered ZOMBIE FRIENDLY - DO NOT EAT!"

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Floozees Doozees sells ‘em, but we get a cut of the profits from each t-shirt sold through the Malleus Maleficarum web site. If you want to help keep this effort going, buying a shirt through us is a great way to do it. Help keep the Malleus online and expand your wardrobe at the same time!

PLEASE NOTE: Prices quoted are for the black or white t-shirts that our products are pictured on. If you would like a color other than white or black, Floozees Doozees will be happy to order another color for you, but please ask BEFORE ORDERING so they can be sure that they can fulfill your request. In some cases, there may also be an additional fee for special orders.

SIZING CHART

SM: 19″ wide, 28″ long
MD: 21″ wide, 29″ long
LG: 23″ wide, 30″ long
XL: 24″ wide, 31″ long
2X: 26.5″ wide, 31″ long
3X: 28.5″ wide, 32.5″ long
4X: 29.5″ wide, 33″ long
5X: 31.5″ wide, 34″ long
SLEEP TEE: 30″ wide, 38″ long, 26.25″ sleeves

Estimated ship time: Arrives in 4 – 7 business days U.S.
(International orders please allow for extra transit time)
Ship method: USPS
Will ship to: United States, International

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]]> http://www.malleusmaleficarum.org/shop/zombie-friendly-do-not-eat-t-shirt/feed/ 0 Zombie Outbreak Response Team – T-Shirt http://www.malleusmaleficarum.org/shop/zombie-outbreak-response-team-t-shirt/ http://www.malleusmaleficarum.org/shop/zombie-outbreak-response-team-t-shirt/#comments Sun, 27 May 2012 14:53:17 +0000 Wicasta http://www.malleusmaleficarum.org/?post_type=product&p=922

In the event of an attack by the Walking Dead, people will want to know who they can turn to. Who better than a member of the Zombie Outbreak Response Team? This great design features the bio-hazard symbol and a wee bit of zombie goo.

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Floozees Doozees sells ‘em, but we get a cut of the profits from each t-shirt sold through the Malleus Maleficarum web site. If you want to help keep this effort going, buying a shirt through us is a great way to do it. Help keep the Malleus online and expand your wardrobe at the same time!

PLEASE NOTE: Prices quoted are for the black or white t-shirts that our products are pictured on. If you would like a color other than white or black, Floozees Doozees will be happy to order another color for you, but please ask BEFORE ORDERING so they can be sure that they can fulfill your request. In some cases, there may also be an additional fee for special orders.

SIZING CHART

SM: 19″ wide, 28″ long
MD: 21″ wide, 29″ long
LG: 23″ wide, 30″ long
XL: 24″ wide, 31″ long
2X: 26.5″ wide, 31″ long
3X: 28.5″ wide, 32.5″ long
4X: 29.5″ wide, 33″ long
5X: 31.5″ wide, 34″ long
SLEEP TEE: 30″ wide, 38″ long, 26.25″ sleeves

Estimated ship time: Arrives in 4 – 7 business days U.S.
(International orders please allow for extra transit time)
Ship method: USPS
Will ship to: United States, International

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]]> http://www.malleusmaleficarum.org/shop/zombie-outbreak-response-team-t-shirt/feed/ 0 Zombies Were People Too! – T-Shirt http://www.malleusmaleficarum.org/shop/zombies-were-people-too-t-shirt/ http://www.malleusmaleficarum.org/shop/zombies-were-people-too-t-shirt/#comments Sun, 27 May 2012 14:55:18 +0000 Wicasta http://www.malleusmaleficarum.org/?post_type=product&p=925

Awwww! This cute little zombie only wants a littler understanding. Some compassion. He only wants to be understood, same as any other zombie, and shows it with his sign that read "Zombies Are/Were People Too!". And, well, he wants your brains. Warm, wonderful, juicy brains...

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Floozees Doozees sells ‘em, but we get a cut of the profits from each t-shirt sold through the Malleus Maleficarum web site. If you want to help keep this effort going, buying a shirt through us is a great way to do it. Help keep the Malleus online and expand your wardrobe at the same time!

PLEASE NOTE: Prices quoted are for the black or white t-shirts that our products are pictured on. If you would like a color other than white or black, Floozees Doozees will be happy to order another color for you, but please ask BEFORE ORDERING so they can be sure that they can fulfill your request. In some cases, there may also be an additional fee for special orders.

SIZING CHART

SM: 19″ wide, 28″ long
MD: 21″ wide, 29″ long
LG: 23″ wide, 30″ long
XL: 24″ wide, 31″ long
2X: 26.5″ wide, 31″ long
3X: 28.5″ wide, 32.5″ long
4X: 29.5″ wide, 33″ long
5X: 31.5″ wide, 34″ long
SLEEP TEE: 30″ wide, 38″ long, 26.25″ sleeves

Estimated ship time: Arrives in 4 – 7 business days U.S.
(International orders please allow for extra transit time)
Ship method: USPS
Will ship to: United States, International

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